Home is where the heart is...

Z was saying last night, "if you told me 6 month ago this is how the setup would be now I would have thought you are insane". True to that Z. The main family residence ie "The Palace" has had some major shifts. In the last 6 months we have gone from Z moving to Tic's room, Tic moving into a flat, mom moving into Z's old room. The Tic moved to another province.

Now mom lives in Tic's old room, Z lives in Tic's old flat and Tic has found temporary residence in Z's old room...

Did you get that cause I am confused... This whole separating monkey business has thrown every ones live around like crazy..

Home is where the heart is but what if you didn't know where your home is anymore?

Screw in my lightbulb while I screw your wife, I mean my ex-wife...

Lets just start and throw whatever the drama of the day is out there...

I realised this entire situation is too complicated to explain, I don't even understand it all the time myself...

But anyhow, so a couple of Fridays ago Mom complains to Bud (her soon to be ex-husband) about the geyser still leaking... Bud is on his way to Durbas with his 2nd wife to go visit one of their kids, waiting for him she (Giggles) overhears this... "But my now husband Mr. Muscle is a plumber he can have a look" she offers.. Whoop whoop Bud is happy as admin is not his strong point, so problem solved and off they trot on their little 6 hour weekend trip.. Yes this is all very messed up if you were wondering but its not the half of it.

Mom wasn't planning on staying home alone for the weekend and planned her own little getaway.. Saturday the maid (Eve) phones mom to let her know Mr. Muscle is there and fiddling away... A mere 10 minutes later mom receives a call "Immm, you have no water and I had to switch the electricity off".. Okay, apparently our wiring was a little too complicated for Mr. Muscle to deal with.. Mom Phones Eve to get behind the storey and it turns "eish madam Mr. Muscle has a little problem keeping his hands out of his bar fridge.. Thus 3 hours and 12 Breezers later our household is off line!!

Okay so what do you do, phone your soon to be ex-husband and his former wife to inform them of her now-husbands disabilities and complete and total screw up? No you just leave it and let him deal with it when he gets home late Sunday evening and has no hot water and electricity!

That will teach him to screw his ex wife while her husband is screwing in our light bulbs, note to self "BAD IDEA"... No wonder the man took to the bottle..